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AndyBurtonBabb
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Name: Andrew
Birthday: 11/28/1987
Gender: Male
Interests: Music, friends, movies, bowling, the whole nine yards
Expertise: Umm, playing guitar??
Occupation: Student
Message: message me
Member Since:
3/10/2006
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| Let it be known that Andrew ****** Babb is a very fearful and intimidating young man. With crazy spiky hair and a clean-shaven face, I strike quite a menacing pose. Now, a lot of people have told me that I am just not all that scary of a guy. Well, these people have clearly never seen me in a rage. It's terrifying. Think World War II and the movie Amityville Horror rolled into one with a dash of Chuck Norris. For those of you who are wondering if I will continue to make subtle allusions to Chuck Norris in EVERY single one of my blogs - I will. Getting back to the topic on hand, how scary and intimidating I am. When I fly into a raging rage, I tend to gain superhuman strength and am capable of hurling objects or people through the air. Namely Sarah and Lacey since they don't think I am capable of such horrors. After said rampage, I typically remember nothing and come to my senses with an inexplicable urge to eat anything and everything - hence my hulking frame. The issue of my taking steroids has also been raised.............I have no comment on that subject at this time. In order to best see me in this outrageous state, you could say something really rude about my hair, damage my musical equipment, or steal my People magazine. By the way, People magazine is the best thing to happen to Middle Earth. It keeps me informed and sharpens my crucial celebrity knowledge with a challenging weekly crossword puzzle. If you don't read People magazine on a weekly basis, start now.
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| As you may have guessed, I am a huge fan of Underoath. Who, or what, is Underoath? -you might ask. Well, they are a group of long-haired young men who basically got together one day and said "hey, let's start a sweet band that has lots of crazy drum stuff and screaming." Thus, Underoath was born roughly around the time our Constitution was signed. That's right, they are SO good that they have survived the test of time by leaps and bounds. Most people had never heard of music or screaming, or anything unrelated to tea back then; so Underoath wasn't really a huge deal until approximately 2003. The guy you hear screaming is Spencer (one of the coolest names for a screamer) and the melodic, yet driving, voice doing the actual singing is the drummer. His name is not important because all you really need to know is that he is crazy good at drums AND can sing at the same time. Just FYI, he was also the one who invented multi-tasking. Oh yeah, notice how I am NOT USING A RETARDED FONT ON AN EQUALLY RETARDED COLOR like a nameless, very tall blonde friend of mine. This plain font makes reading my gospels (I have taken to calling them that because I believe that I am never wrong; and my opinions are the only ones that matter) a much easier task. Attempting to read my blonde friend's xanga is equivalent to trying to not laugh at a Chuck Norris joke - almost impossible, but there are a few tards out there who can pull it off. Back to Underoath.........they are a Christian band so I don't want to hear any comments about how their music can only come from Satan. Plus, it's great music to de-stress yourself or work out anger. I am very bitter and stressed person (why I will never marry) so this music works out great for me. Some people might say this a really long blog. All I have to say about that is "whatev."
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| Pretty much the world will be a better place if everybody knew who Dave Barnes is. He is an amazing musician from Arkansas. His voice will melt any girl's heart (garaunteed) and even a few guys'. Anyway, he writes feel-good, blue-grassy, folksy, rock music. Like Jack Johnson except about fifty times better. Basically, if Chuck Norris and Dave Barnes teamed up, they could father a nation and probably create a new species of humans. Dave-Chucks.
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| GUESS what Helen Keller's favorite color is?
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| Chuck Norris is my HERO!!! | | |
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